First Class

copyright 2007
by Lin Stone

Before I get too far gone, the purpose of the entries on this page is to show proof that professional writers are still needed. 

I will mark this first exhibit to show you the mistakes found in one short paragraph.  The author is trying hard to make a sale, but making little sense and less money.  How can you be ready to take no for an answer and expect to make a sale?  How can anyone make so many obvious mistakes and expect the public to believe he or she is a successful business executive able to teach others how to make money?

I've seen them all but it is my true belief that making money with Travel is so quick and easy you would not believe it. Let me be your sponcer and give you all the tools and education you need to be number one. You must be motivated,energetic and ready to take no for an answer. Let's face it some people just don't travel and don't want to be botherd or can't afford the inital investment of under 500$ if you have what it takes you can make tons of money in this industry. The inventment you make in the business is tax deductable, the money you spend on travel is tax deducable so much you can take advantage of. Keep more is your pocket and give less to uncle sam. email me and i will give you all the information.

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Buy 2, Get Two
Well -- How many did you expect to get?

Wench For Sale: 

(This Mansion comes) "with 443 feet of shoreline. Complete with boat house w/wench, 2 piers, floating dock, boat ramp and 3 car garage."

This wench probably has ratchet teeth.


a sales letter?
I just wanted to let you know the results of our goal to get our product #1 at with our launch.
In just 1 day, we went #1 and we continue to stay at the top raked item at ClickBank. We have spoken to ClickBank, and they can not confirm nor deny that we have set a sales record. They said they are not in a position to give that up. However, they would allow us to say it was one of the Top 5 best days for any product ever in their marketplace.
Well, if that is what I can get from them, I am happy :)
Now, after Monday, I will evaluate the total sales expected to be about 5000 ebooks sold in less
than 1 week.
Since we hit our goal to get to #1 in the marketplace, I will consider on Tuesday razing the price as the sales letter says.

I sure hope their book is batter ridden then thair sales letter or they will loose half there muny because of requess for refuns.


Another sales letter?   I love 'em.

I'm really tired by seeing all the PLR packages popping out every week. It's good if the packages are worth its price. But sadly most of them are just junk. That's why I've stopped ignoring all the PLR packages because I see no value in them.


Sales Lettre # Tres..

My name is "blank" and I've been marketing for two years now. I am eager to learn, disciplined, and most importantly honest . I've been around the internet for about four years.  Since you read this far I believe you are very wise, so I wanted to ask if you were currently looking for opportunities to make money online?

If so, message me right back! In my business we are all friends and I want you to feel comfortable and realize that all of us are different.  If you think this is spam, believe me, it's not. I'm really only trying to help you. Don't get closed minded, there ways to make a residual income online. This is the best money making program you'll find online and it DOES work! Message me anytime.


Here is an actual ad on a high powered web site:  "We created a product that can't compare to anything on the net."   

Is that a case of too much honesty, an outpouring of humility, or the cry of one fishing in ponds using English as a second language for bait.  But then, who am I to cast funny bones at glass houses?  They are writing far better ads in English than the ads I am writing in Chinese.


Are you interesetd to learn more about how the search engines work and what do they need? If you need to know how to improve rankings and get a #1 read this ebook today for free. Although it is easy and free it the best one I read. Quickly you can become an instant expert but you need to read first the ebook. 

Was that another feeble ad in a high powered place?



Having knowledge of anything less than the truth will only serve to put you in bankruptcy court in the blink of an eye, and I believe that this will become apparent to you as you read this ebook. 


I'll tell you how we got lost.  We were just simply following the theory that all roads go somewhere. 
And we just happened to find the exception that proved the rule.

Use Generik Viagra and give a pleasure to any lady all day long.
(Question.. if you get Specific Viagra will it only work with your lawful mate?)


(And now some advice from another bright Viagra seller)
never hide it from yourself


I have done it and my girl says I am her best lover for now!
Yeah, but you just wait until she looks around some.


I have really got to start putting all the stupid Viagra headlines together for a book!


Marleen, Here is a really crazy opportunity for you...
If you are crazy, click HERE.

Your account is limited to the amount of money that's in it..
 (But I'm sure they will raise the limit if I deposit more)


Our product Allows Anyone To Fly Like A Pro!


the volume is up, now comes the price



(Boy, if I had any free money laying around I'd send it in for a free tour so it could show more gratitude to me)


Professional Decrees in 2 Weeks
Will this decree put me in jail?

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