by Lin Stone
Before I get too far gone, the purpose of the entries on this page is to show proof that professional writers are still needed.
I will mark this first exhibit to show you the mistakes found in one short paragraph. The author is trying hard to make a sale, but making little sense and less money. How can you be ready to take no for an answer and expect to make a sale? How can anyone make so many obvious mistakes and expect the public to believe he or she is a successful business executive able to teach others how to make money?
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Wench For Sale:
(This Mansion comes) "with 443 feet of shoreline. Complete with boat house w/wench, 2 piers, floating dock, boat ramp and 3 car garage."
This wench probably has ratchet teeth.***
a sales letter?
I sure hope their book is batter ridden then thair sales letter or they will loose half there muny because of requess for refuns.
Another sales letter? I love 'em.
I'm really tired by seeing all the PLR packages popping out every week. It's good if the packages are worth its price. But sadly most of them are just junk. That's why I've stopped ignoring all the PLR packages because I see no value in them.
Sales Lettre # Tres..
My name is "blank" and I've been marketing for two years now. I am eager to learn, disciplined, and most importantly honest . I've been around the internet for about four years. Since you read this far I believe you are very wise, so I wanted to ask if you were currently looking for opportunities to make money online?
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Here is an actual ad on a high powered web site: "We created a product that can't compare to anything on the net."
Is that a case of too much honesty, an outpouring of humility, or the cry of one fishing in ponds using English as a second language for bait. But then, who am I to cast funny bones at glass houses? They are writing far better ads in English than the ads I am writing in Chinese.
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Was that another feeble ad in a high powered place?
Having knowledge of anything less than the truth will only serve to put you in bankruptcy court in the blink of an eye, and I believe that this will become apparent to you as you read this ebook.
I'll tell you how we got lost. We were just simply following the theory that all roads go somewhere.
Use Generik Viagra and give a pleasure to any lady all day long.
I have done it and my girl says I am her best lover for now!
I have really got to start putting all the stupid Viagra headlines together for a book!
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