|Day job? Who wants one? You spend hours on end making money for
some rich boss, and in return he pays you a pittance which barely
covers the gas that you need to drive to work and back every day.
Jobs are for suckers. In this article I'm going to tell you about
the best get rich quick scheme in circulation today. It's like
having your own personal ATM machine. Almost exactly like it in
I'm talking about robbing banks
You can get rich AND famous (or at least infamous) at the same time.
Picking A Target
All banks are not created equal and some hold more money than others. You should pick a nice shiny new bank, preferably as far away from a police station(or military base) as possible. The bank needs a clear exit path for you, but at the same time needs to take a long time for help to reach. Ideally you will want a bank with a low counter so you can leap it athletically at some point of the robbery. This goes down well with any female hostages you have to take if the robbery goes badly later.
You need to know the bank inside out by the time you perform
your heist. Check where all the cameras are and where secret
alarm buttons could be. You also need to know when staff take
their breaks and how often and who goes into secure areas. How
many henchmen are you going to need to cover all the staff and
customers? Do you need to blow anything up to get to money? Is
there any extra avenues of escape?
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