Our Policy On Privacy
I'm as friendly as a dog with two tails. Even my friends suspect I'm running for Governor. Strangers jokingly ask if they can vote for me when I do run. Unfortunately, I'm not a high techie. Consequently –
I'm not smart enough
to know who you are
or where you came from
unless you write to me,
or sign up on one of my mailing lists somewhere.
Furthermore, Be It Known
If you write to me for more information on some subject
then I'll keep your address for about 30 seconds
unless I can't answer your question
or haven't done what you asked of me.
In which case
I MIGHT keep your address for 2 hours or more.
Now if you ask about becoming a client
and if I'm eager for you to become a client
and if the ball is in your court
I'll keep your letter on file for 2 days or more
before writing to make sure you received my best offer
or wish you Good Luck and God Speed.
If you buy something directly from me
(meaning it is not an automatic process)
and I believe I might have something else
you'd be interested in some time soon
I'll keep your address on file for 2 weeks or more.
If you sign up for one of the newsletters I offer from my string of social descrepency video YOU'VE HAD IT!
I'll have your address up there and active for 2 eternities or more -- Unless you ask to be removed from the roster.
Even then, In No set of Circumstances Whatsoever will your name ever be bandied about, your firstname.lastname@example.org be handed to a 3rd party, or your URL be made public --- unless you ask me to, and probably not even then.
There are only 3 exceptions to this never-ever rule.
1, If you have a web site and I believe it is great I'm quite likely to tell everyone I know about it.
2, If you have your email@example.com emblazoned on your web site I figure you are open for business and begging for letters. I promise I will write to you -- if I ever have time and if I ever have something to say which might be of specific interest to you.
3, If you have a guestbook open to the public and if I can find
something good to say about your site -- I'll say it, loud and clear
on your guestbook.
to understanding someone like me.
But you are welcome to keep trying -- because
a) I'm smart enough to know what sex is and
b) someday, I'm going to run for President.